Together, we’ll make the world ZeroRez clean
As a thriving and growing business we’re always looking to connect with people who believe what we believe. Look over the description below of the position(s) we have available. If it sounds like you, or someone you know, fill out the online form. As part of Scott Vigue’s family of home service companies, we’re known for investing in the careers of our employees. And it turns out, that’s the real secret to providing the best tile, upholstery and carpet cleaning in the Tampa area.
EXPERIENCED CARPET CLEANING SUPERHEROES
Why did you get into floor-cleaning? You did it because dirt offends you. Stains are a blight on humanity. Clean is the highest virtue. And you’re making the world a cleaner place every day of your life. We understand you. It’s why we got into the carpet and flooring cleaning-biz too.
You’re the type of person who always tops the list in upsales. Customers call and ask for you specifically. Maybe they like how you attack stains like a pit-bull. Maybe they just like your personality. Doesn’t matter. You’re a top performer.
So why are you not earning what you deserve? We see it all the time: Big promises. Very little respect. Thanks for nothing.
They said carpet and tile cleaning was a career, not just a J.O.B. So where’s the career path? Why are you doing the same thing for the same people for the same money?
Ready for a change?
Because there’s one company that’s going for gold right now. And it’s ZeroRez.
You’ve heard about us. Your boss is terrified of us. Your boss’s boss wishes he’d bought the local franchise. Instead he has to compete with us. He’s screwed. You are not.
See, your boss’s boss is stuck cleaning floors the old fashioned way. With chemicals, industrial detergents and soaps. Course, he doesn’t have to breathe that in all day and get it all over him. No, he expects you to do that. And to thank him for it at the end of every shift.
Thanks for nothing
ZeroRez won’t ask you to do anything the boss wouldn’t do. Why? Because ZeroRez cleans carpets, floors, travertine, tile, upholstery, you name it. And we use our own patented system of empowered water. That’s it, my friend. Go ahead. Drink it. No smell, no residue, no risk. It’s a patented process. Your boss’s boss can’t have it.
Are you breathing harmful chemicals all day? Is that really… clean?
Hell, your company might have “Chem” right in the name! But this isn’t the Steem age, or even the chemical age. It’s 2017, and homeowners aren’t buying that stuff anymore. They’re worried about their children, their pets, their health. Chemicals? That’s so 90s.
Question is, are you part of the past, or building the future? Because ZeroRez is coming after your boss’s boss. We’ve doubled our business here in Tampa Bay every month for the last 4 in a row. Customers love our techs. They love how clean their homes are when we leave. They love no chemicals left behind. They’re going to love you.
I’m Alysha Vigue. Our family is well known in the Tampa Bay area for our home services companies. You’ve heard of Scott’s One Hour Air. Or Ben Franklin the Punctual Plumber. That’s us. We put our employees first. Says so right in our commercials. Ahead of customers. No kidding. Wanna join that team?
We’re looking for the best of the best.
And we’re prepared to pay mightily. And that’s before bonuses. Yeah, we love to give bonuses. Makes us all feel good. When we make money, you make money. Sound fair?
This is where most people get ready to send in your resume. But you know what? Don’t bother. We have a better idea. Instead, tell us your best story. How you made someone’s day. How you turned a $150 cleaning job into a $1,500 complete home makeover. Here’s a tip. There’s an email address at the end of this ad. It’s bogus. Use the online form at the bottom, not the email address provided. Most people will ignore these details and just send a resume right away to the address at the bottom. That’s because they’re just skimming the bold type. They’re not reading every word. But you are. And we love you for that. You’ve already proven you’re smarter than 80% of the people gunning for your job. Feels good, doesn’t it.
We provide your truck, your uniform and your training. We guarantee your hours. We’re kicking the crap out of every other carpet and flooring cleaner in Tampa Bay. Our system is working. Why isn’t it working for you?
Top performers rise quickly here. The guy sitting in the big chair over at Scott’s One Hour? It’s not Scott. Not anymore. It’s Kenny, someone Scott hired many years ago. There’s no limit to how high you can go here.
You’ve always known this day would come. No one’s going to do it for you. Take your place among the best of the best. Be part of our family. Enjoy the spoils of victory.
Remember to send that resume to: email@example.com
CALL-TAKING SWEET-TALKING HAPPINESS-COORDINATOR
People love you on the phone!
In fact, you’ve stopped counting the number of times people have said
that they can hear you smile on the other end of the call.
It’s not just the sound of your voice.
It’s who you are.
You have a knack for taking care of people.
Thinking of everything they need to feel good about their choices.
Down to the tiniest detail.
And when someone asks if you can do something for them, your first thought is, “Yes, of course!” Then you make it happen.
Even when a million things want your attention,
Your voice is still sweet and attentive to the one you’re talking to.
Most people don’t realize that your secret is your incredible organizational skills
We need you to listen to our customers.
And suggest the perfect floor cleaning treatment and the right technician for each one.
You’ll be making people happy all day.
Meeting new people on the phone,
Helping to make our systems, procedures and work-lives even better,
Having tons of fun with the rest of the ZeroRez family,
Connecting ZeroRez’s unique process with people who want clean floors, and a safe home environment,
While your care, organization and joy shines through for all to see.
We offer the security of forty, well-paid hours a week,
We’re talking $12-$15/hr just to start.
Then we’ll sweeten the deal with 401K, paid holidays, health care, + opportunities for raises and bonuses.
You can choose to help people after hours if you want to earn even more.
You’ve heard our commercials with Jackie from ZeroRez,
You know we have the patent on the safest, most effective floor cleaning process in the history of humankind.
You’re going to help bring that to everyone in Tampa Bay.
Now, this job is not for anyone who can smile on the phone. You also need to be…
- A Multi-Tasker
- A GREAT communicator
- A Team Player
- A Forward Thinker
- Full of Respect for Others
- Super Honest – we never promise something we can’t deliver.
- Drug and Crime Free (Don’t bluff; we’re going to check)
- So Detailed You READ EVERY WORD ON THIS AD
- An Actually Happy Person
So fill out the online form. Tell us your availability to work and when’s best for an interview. There’s an email address at the end of this ad, but don’t use it. I’m serious. We’re looking for very detailed people, not people who skim. The address at the end of this ad goes straight to the trash-bin. And forget the resumé. We want to hear examples of when people have commented about your happy sounding voice, the kind of things you like to organize and improve in your spare time, and why you’d really love to make a career out of being a happiness coordinator for the ZeroRez family. Put that in the comments section of the form. Resist the temptation to SEND US AN EMAIL. We’re really interested in your attention to detail. And as you’ve already discovered, most people will get this wrong. Congratulations. You’ve beaten most of the people competing for your new job already!
Once you’ve contacted us, we’ll look over everything you sent. Then we’ll contact you for an interview.
Please don’t CALL US FIRST, because we’re wicked-busy cleaning carpets and floors.
People who DEFINITELY CALL US BEFORE WE CALL YOU will not be considered for this position. We respect our customers’ time. Please respect ours.
You’re going to help ZeroRez grow so much. We’re a relatively new company here in Tampa Bay, which means there is a huge opportunity to grow with us.
In a few years, you might be training other sweet-talking, happiness coordinators
You might end up running the whole office with a paycheck to match.
If you’re really special.
One day, we’ll probably have to write a customer service manual based on your awesomeness.
Here’s that email address to send us your all your information.
ZeroRez Tampa Bay